neuroticgaymusings: king: king: king: i gotta suspicion everyone got a secret hoard of something...

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 18:02:49 -0400

king:

king:

king:

i gotta suspicion everyone got a secret hoard of something they keep hidden from their friends let if its shoes and makeup or like teacups that shits fine and all but once i went to my buddy mikes house and like,, well i knew him for years since like fucking 2006, we talk non stop,used to be my bff of the year and what not, ya whatever, i hop to get something from his basement once and i turn on the light and its littered with not a handful, but at least 20 hand made dollhouses with little trees and paint jobs and everything made from wood he harvested from his fathers construction company, all he missing is furniture and little people like FUCK that fucked me up so bad, but thats not the point of my story here see, it didnt fuck w me as much as after i visited my not so much anymore freinds house in 10th grade and she had a collection of her friends hair and she asked me for a snippet becasue she never had blue before and i went home and blocked her number anyway she jsut messaged me on instagram 30 min ago and i had to like sit in my kitchen in the dark for a while jsut thinking about how scary it is to know people but not know them at all

heres some pics cuz i actually i love his little houses they just took me by surprise cuz he aint seem like the type

oh it aint me!!! i bitched to him that he got like 0 fucking people living in his fucking basement village so he was all, then fucking buy me some??

so i went on a miniture dollhouse website and bought him his first citizen and he laughed cuz it was this lil motherfucker

if u look closely hes the black dot in the first pic in front of the white house!!!

This is cute and I’m glad you were so supportive of something he was embarrassed of

puniper:

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 17:47:52 -0400

puniper:

wife666: me trying to find out what the fuck that creepy crawly little guy was that just went...

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 17:47:25 -0400

wife666:

me trying to find out what the fuck that creepy crawly little guy was that just went across my wall:

xkcdwithoutcontext:

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 17:47:16 -0400

xkcdwithoutcontext:

snarthurt: hollandahlia: snarthurt: funk-kerplunk-bmrt: snarthurt: 8 days To what…to...

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 17:46:51 -0400

snarthurt:

hollandahlia:

snarthurt:

funk-kerplunk-bmrt:

snarthurt:

8 days

To what…to whom

Tuesday

Hey, there’s also a Tuesday tomorrow, in case you’re interested.

I’ll pass

happyhalloweenbitch: shut the piano key noise up

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 17:46:47 -0400

happyhalloweenbitch:

shut the *piano key noise* up

Photo

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 17:46:39 -0400

seizurecube: seizurecube: z-nogyrop: seizurecube: I can’t...

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 17:46:36 -0400

seizurecube:

seizurecube:

z-nogyrop:

seizurecube:

I can’t finish this. My hands are shaking. Someone else do it

Thanks

Wait a minute

Photo

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 17:46:18 -0400

moveslikekeithrichards:yeah

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 17:46:14 -0400

moveslikekeithrichards:

yeah

slimetony: beekeep: classicmeevs: classicjeevs: classicmeevs: War huh Say it again for the...

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 17:46:10 -0400

slimetony:

beekeep:

classicmeevs:

classicjeevs:

classicmeevs:

War huh

Say it again for the people in the back meevs

War

huh?

Absolutely nothing

unpretty: unpretty: when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the...

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 17:46:06 -0400

unpretty:

unpretty:

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.