neuroticgaymusings:

king:

king:

king:

i gotta suspicion everyone got a secret hoard of something they keep hidden from their friends let if its shoes and makeup or like teacups that shits fine and all but once i went to my buddy mikes house and like,, well i knew him for years since like fucking 2006, we talk non stop,used to be my bff of the year and what not, ya whatever, i hop to get something from his basement once and i turn on the light and its littered with not a handful, but at least 20 hand made dollhouses with little trees and paint jobs and everything made from wood he harvested from his fathers construction company, all he missing is furniture and little people like FUCK that fucked me up so bad, but thats not the point of my story here see, it didnt fuck w me as much as after i visited my not so much anymore freinds house in 10th grade and she had a collection of her friends hair and she asked me for a snippet becasue she never had blue before and i went home and blocked her number anyway she jsut messaged me on instagram 30 min ago and i had to like sit in my kitchen in the dark for a while jsut thinking about how scary it is to know people but not know them at all

heres some pics cuz i actually i love his little houses they just took me by surprise cuz he aint seem like the type

oh it aint me!!! i bitched to him that he got like 0 fucking people living in his fucking basement village so he was all, then fucking buy me some??

so i went on a miniture dollhouse website and bought him his first citizen and he laughed cuz it was this lil motherfucker

if u look closely hes the black dot in the first pic in front of the white house!!!

This is cute and I’m glad you were so supportive of something he was embarrassed of

wife666:

me trying to find out what the fuck that creepy crawly little guy was that just went across my wall:

xkcdwithoutcontext:

happyhalloweenbitch:

shut the *piano key noise* up

slimetony:

beekeep:

classicmeevs:

classicjeevs:

classicmeevs:

War huh

Say it again for the people in the back meevs

War

huh?

Absolutely nothing

unpretty:

unpretty:

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

flirting-with-psychology:

The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This

britneyshakespeare:

bob dylan accepts that it’s 2001

snarthurt:

me getting run over by a bus

classicmeevs:

good hypothetical name: Traub

navigaero:

i’m pickin it up, pickin it up, i’m lovin, i’m livin, i’m pickin it up

horsechurch:

tony hawks pro life dies anyway

hxmidea:

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

sweetalmondgreen:

Concept: me, you, and zoboomafoo.

inlovesuggest:

you make me feel all akjdsjkdf and kldkjgkjgdklh, you know?

verycooltrash:

affectionate-anarchy:

verycooltrash:

e-seal:

coolxatu:

new theory:

world is flat but it has two sides

you’d fall off…..

only if you picked the wrong one

Tails

he’s in no danger that dude can fly

reallyreallyreallytrying:

saw a guy on the train open the spotify search bar, stare at it for 30-40 seconds and type “leonord choen” in very slowly

siobhanblank:

alyesque:

mechagodzilla:

fuck barbara bush for 100 other reasons but weirdly she was pro choice 

a-link-to-the-emblem:

In a age of fake news there’s only one source that we can trust

puyopuyo:

ytp sound: JOJ!

me: